Poop Warrior

I am a newish Mom. I had children a bit later than some, but still have the same issues all Moms/Families endure. This is sometimes a diary of literally poop. Toilet training and what parents go through. Other times it is poop that we go through on a daily basis. I go through all types of poop all day long. You will laugh and cry while reading this. Hope you mostly laugh. Sadly, it is all true.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

I'm a little tea pot

No accidents today. There have not been any accidents just issues.

It is about 2PM and he announces he has to go wee wee. Again he says" Mommy I do all by myself." I do not trust him. He goes running into the bathroom and I need to turn off the stove.

I walk into the bathroom a few moments later and after he did his business, he takes his sister's teapot that sings and puts it in the urinated water and tries to flush it down the toilet.

The baby is crying. She wants her teapot. Lots of yelling and crying, both by the baby and myself.

I take it out, sterilize it and it is now drying out and hopefully it will work.

I ask him why he did this. His answer, "why?" Again the Abbott and Costello skit begins. I am in a losing battle. I lose the argument with a 3 year old..

To be defeated by a child is depressing and humiliating. If you think you can win, you are wrong and delusional.

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