Second Week of Potty Training
July 15, 2011
You know how the latest thing is Your Day in 3 words.....here is my day! At the end I have 3 words!
This was my day today....... food for thought about having children or not to have children........
This was before 1PM today:
I have put my son on the toilet numerous times. He had slight skid marks several times and tried to go, but failed with number 2. Much success with number 1!
Now I am cleaning the kitchen, he comes running in yelling look Mommy POOP!!! His hand is covered in poop. He put his hand down his pants to feel what the poop felt like coming out. This is what he told me. While cleaning his tushy in the bathroom after taking off his underpants a log of poop fell on the floor. He yells look Mommy a dinosaur can I have it?
I have spent well over 1/2 hour cleaning him, the bathroom, wooden track pieces, new James train and the floor around the poop. Bleaching, sanitizing, cleaning the hardwoods, etc.
You may be laughing at this. NOT me!!! I hate cleaning poop!!!!
I need a drink!
Between 3-5PM:
My neighbors came home a day early. We were outside when they came home. The kids came running over and they all ended up in our house while the parents unpacked.
I had to help the daughter 3 times to go to the bathroom and my son 1 time.
The daughter had a wet accident right before she left......more sterilizing!
Between 5-7P
Had to change my daughter with a huge messy diaper. BTW corn and grapes are the same going in as coming out.....After this dinner time. Another mess to clean up. My son was playing in the living room and came into the kitchen and announced he went wee wee on the floor!
How happy am I at this point?
While I put him on the toilet I had to clean the hardwoods, wooden track and a few trains. After I cleaned and sterilized this, went to get him off the seat. My 2 kids were playing in wee wee in the toilet!
Again, sterilize the kids, toilet, floors, etc....
10 minutes later....... had to re-clean and sterilize my son and the bathroom after he did not make it to the toilet to poop! More scrubbing of underwear and bleaching everything.
(This is when my husband) came home from work 6:50PM)
The kids BOTH went into the tub. Baby went poop in the tub. After they came out, guess what???? Bleached the tub and washed the towels, cleaned the toilet again.
Moral of the story: In 3 Words, you choose or add to these:
This was my day today....... food for thought about having children or not to have children........
This was before 1PM today:
I have put my son on the toilet numerous times. He had slight skid marks several times and tried to go, but failed with number 2. Much success with number 1!
Now I am cleaning the kitchen, he comes running in yelling look Mommy POOP!!! His hand is covered in poop. He put his hand down his pants to feel what the poop felt like coming out. This is what he told me. While cleaning his tushy in the bathroom after taking off his underpants a log of poop fell on the floor. He yells look Mommy a dinosaur can I have it?
I have spent well over 1/2 hour cleaning him, the bathroom, wooden track pieces, new James train and the floor around the poop. Bleaching, sanitizing, cleaning the hardwoods, etc.
You may be laughing at this. NOT me!!! I hate cleaning poop!!!!
I need a drink!
Between 3-5PM:
My neighbors came home a day early. We were outside when they came home. The kids came running over and they all ended up in our house while the parents unpacked.
I had to help the daughter 3 times to go to the bathroom and my son 1 time.
The daughter had a wet accident right before she left......more sterilizing!
Between 5-7P
Had to change my daughter with a huge messy diaper. BTW corn and grapes are the same going in as coming out.....After this dinner time. Another mess to clean up. My son was playing in the living room and came into the kitchen and announced he went wee wee on the floor!
How happy am I at this point?
While I put him on the toilet I had to clean the hardwoods, wooden track and a few trains. After I cleaned and sterilized this, went to get him off the seat. My 2 kids were playing in wee wee in the toilet!
Again, sterilize the kids, toilet, floors, etc....
10 minutes later....... had to re-clean and sterilize my son and the bathroom after he did not make it to the toilet to poop! More scrubbing of underwear and bleaching everything.
(This is when my husband) came home from work 6:50PM)
The kids BOTH went into the tub. Baby went poop in the tub. After they came out, guess what???? Bleached the tub and washed the towels, cleaned the toilet again.
Moral of the story: In 3 Words, you choose or add to these:
- I HATE poop
- No more kids! (Two are more than enough!)
- Time to drink
- bedtime is now
- My clean house?
- smell the bleach
- Go to Grammy's (Grandma's)
Feel free to add your thoughts.
Maybe all these stories would be a good book...... I am sure there is more to come!!!! I am sure you are laughing at this point
PS... In case you are wondering, yes I did have a drink tonight. Wouldn't you?
Maybe all these stories would be a good book...... I am sure there is more to come!!!! I am sure you are laughing at this point
PS... In case you are wondering, yes I did have a drink tonight. Wouldn't you?
posted by Just Blanche | 6:50 PM
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