Poop Warrior

I am a newish Mom. I had children a bit later than some, but still have the same issues all Moms/Families endure. This is sometimes a diary of literally poop. Toilet training and what parents go through. Other times it is poop that we go through on a daily basis. I go through all types of poop all day long. You will laugh and cry while reading this. Hope you mostly laugh. Sadly, it is all true.

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Thursday, August 11, 2011

I HATE POOP!!!


July 17, 2011
So today, no incidents. We went to the playground, got ice cream, played outside. Nothing!

Just wait, until right before bath time. About 6PM.

All of a sudden, I hear my son yelling Daddy Daddy. My husband come out of the other room and my son comes running out of the kitchen yelling Daddy Daddy look POOP!!

His hand was covered in Poop. Yes poop! 

Lots of yelling. 

Boy goes into the bathroom. More yelling.   

Needless to say, it was bath time at this point. While the kids were getting a bath, I was bleaching everything again. The bathroom was hosed done was bleach-the sink, the toilet, the kids toilet seat, etc. 

Then came the kitchen were the incident occurred. The chair he was sitting on-poop. The table-poop. The toys he was playing with- poop. Underneath the table where he wiped his hand-poop. More and more bleach was used. The toys had a bleach bath as well. Did I mention scrubbing the kitchen floor- again!

Than time to clean the underpants- scrubbing away poop.

Can you tell how much I hate poop?

Today’s 3 word- I hate poop- still, Love my husband, I hate poop, I love bleach

I must have the cleanest house. It is constantly being cleaned. 

You can’t stay mad long. It is hard too. Especially when they come up to you and hug you and tell you that they love you. Your heart melts, but you are still thinking I hate POOP! Tomorrow is another day!

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