Poop Warrior

I am a newish Mom. I had children a bit later than some, but still have the same issues all Moms/Families endure. This is sometimes a diary of literally poop. Toilet training and what parents go through. Other times it is poop that we go through on a daily basis. I go through all types of poop all day long. You will laugh and cry while reading this. Hope you mostly laugh. Sadly, it is all true.

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Monday, January 2, 2012

New Year

I have not blogged in a bit. So much poop going on that I should have been writing it, but I do not think that anyone would believe it except HBO!

It is a New Year, so blogging begins.

The poop to start out the New Year... I found out how to get a 21 month baby off the bottle. Only have 3 glass bottles and 4 nipples in the house. Have her get angry at you because you told her it was bedtime. She threw the first bottle of milk at me and it broke. She came up to me and pet my leg and said sorry. A little thing she picked up from her big brother.

She asked for more milk. I fell for it. She threw the second bottle. Bottle broke. Milk and glass chunks all over hardwoods and carpet.

Now down to 1 bottle and 2 nipples. She now is using a pink plastic sippy cup. She used it. Loved it. No more bottle.

Now just need to work on no more pacifier at bedtime and complete toilet training.

Her brother? The night owl? He never wants to sleep. I think one day he will work a 3rd shift someplace.

He is the one in time out most of the time. He informed us during and after his sister's outbursts tonight, that he did not "do it", "sissy did it." "Were we not proud of him?" "Sissy needs a time out." "Bad sissy."

Makes you laugh! An almost 4 year got it. His sister, oh well...We have 2 kids-one going through the terrible 2's and the other the horrific 3's.

Can't wait to see what poop 2012 will bring. I am sure that I will have more gray hair, more broken items, poop and wee wee here and there, family drama, kid drama...just what you go through each day.

My resolutions...lose my baby weight, have some personal time, more structure with the kids, more time with the hubby, less time with those that stress me, the hubby and the kids out, and have fun. Life is way too short. I want my kids to remember us as the cool parents. They hate when we dance and sing. They will dance with us, but when we start singing, they both hold up their hands and yell stop! Gotta laugh! Love them so much...and my hubby too!

Here is to 2012 and what it brings!

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