You tasted what?

July 19, 2011

Dropped the little guy off at pre-school. 

Ran errands with the chicky.

Picked him up and the teachers told me, of course, there had been a few poop accidents. Why am I surprised?

Than he told them while he was being cleaned up after going potty, that poop is black and not to eat poop because it tastes icky.

At this moment, what to crawl under the nearest rock. 

Do they think I let my kid actually eat poop? 

Also at this moment, want to take him home and sterilize his mouth just in case he had ever put in his mouth.

You ask what I did. Just laughed and said oh kids say the darndest things as Bill Crosby use to say. 

I get him in the car and immediate drill him on whether or not he actually ate poop.

This is a losing battle arguing with a 3+ year old kid.