POOP to the highest degree

July 22, 2011

I kept asking if he had to go potty. He kept saying no. He went wee wee in the toilet as soon as he got up. 

His pull up is usually dry.

Now it is lunch time. Both kids ate and are now in the living room playing while I clean up.

The dude starts yelling Mommy Mommy I need to go pee pee! I yell to him hurry in the bathroom. He goes into the bathroom, but it is too late. He left a trail of pee! He peed all over a part of the wooden train track and left a trail into the bathroom. 

Bleached the bathroom.  Cleaned him up. Changed his clothes. Came out to the living room. Cleaned up pee off the hardwoods. Cleaned the hardwoods. Cleaned the wooden track and the trains he peed on. When I asked why he did this, normal response, “Why?” Abbott and Costello here I come! 

Is it too early to drink?

My three words? I hate urine!!!!!!

Now my husband came home early from work so we can go see his sister that is in town for a few days.

Of course, little guy is so excited that Daddy is home early, he poops in his underwear. My husband cleans him up while I pack the bags to take with us- spare clothes, bathing suits, food, apple juice, dvds, etc. Long ride? 20 minutes. 

He goes down to laundry room and I hear yelling.

He come up and starts yelling and questioning me.

He asks if I put baby wipes down the sink drain in the laundry room. 

I told him no and told him that there is not enough room to put anything down the drain and why?

He explains that the trap that leads to the septic tank and blown off and feces were everywhere in the laundry room. Great!!! Poop to the highest degree!

He starts cleaning it up and comes up and informs me that water had backed up into the washer. Not bad except that it was dirty water! Gross, gross, gross!

I have him call the appliance guy to get some guidance.

He gives us the name of a plumber. My husband calls the plumber while the kids are screaming. They want Daddy. Plumber will be over within an hour. THANK GOD!

My husband descends to the basement. 

More screaming. 

The water went into more the basement than we realized and into his work area were his toys are kept- wood, saw, tools, etc.

Trying to entertain the kids.

He emerges with lots of garbage. Smelly garbage. Of course the kids want to help him. More screaming from everyone.

We go outside to play. Thank God the kids next door come over to play. 

Plumber arrives.

They go downstairs. It is now 6PM.

Kids are hungry. I take them in and feed them while all this is going on.

Two hours later, he leaves. Now we must go out to get a wet/dry vac. Home Depot here we come. No bath tonight for the kids and never got to see his sister.

It is now 9PM. Finally get home and kids are over tired. Fun getting them to go down. They finally go to sleep and my husband goes down to clean up.

He is done. It is 1AM. I waited up for him.

Felt guilty about going to sleep knowing he was down there.

Made him shower first. 

He smelled like doo doo.